Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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