Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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