Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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