Banned from zoo.
Again?
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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