O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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