Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Randomize
