There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
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