Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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