Kiss
Puke
the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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