make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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