I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
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