Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
someone owes me an orgasm
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
There's a naked man in my car right now.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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