you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
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