i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
I love you.
Bad choice
I'm really busy with my period
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