party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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