His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
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