Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
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