Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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