Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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