We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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