Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
