carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
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