I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I just found puke in my bra..
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
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