I wannas sexs uuuuu
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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