I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
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