hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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