where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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