Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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