Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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