I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
I woke up wearing no shirt sleeping next to a half-eaten grilled cheese.
Well did you call the grilled cheese yet? Or r u waiting the usual 3 days?
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
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