After last night, I could never be a politician.
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
A+ Viking dick
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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