Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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