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It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
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