How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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