Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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