he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
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