I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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