no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Randomize
