This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Just pee around me
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
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