no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
