Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Boobs are out for the taking
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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