he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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