This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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