i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
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