Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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