Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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