youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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