are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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