I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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