It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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